I'm supposed to write stuff about myself?

Too bad, I'm too lazy.

 

How to make your dreams come true:

cloysterbell:

1. Make a graham cracker crust.

2. Make some cookie dough.

3. Make some cheesecake batter.

4. Put globs of cookie dough in the cheesecake batter.

5. Pour into a springform.

6. Top with more cookie dough.

7. Bake that shit for 40 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit. If patient, go to next step. If you don’t give a fuck, skip directly to step 9.

8. Let chill in fridge for 3 hours or overnight. 

9. EAT THAT BITCH.